don't you DARE take the name of texas in vain

my name's turner! i'm a 29 y/o white gay cis male, so he/him! native texan, current minnesotan. happily married and polyamorous. i spend most of my time on twitter or playing ffxiv (midgardsormr server, IGN: turner coddlefish, ranged main). icon and header by hawlucha!!

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derinthescarletpescatarian:

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retroactivebakeries:

doctorcurdlejr:

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betty cooper has canonically been denied entrance to the gates of heaven

This is actually a lie to spare her feelings. She can’t go to heaven because of the serial killer genes.

louie-posting:

ok

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observe.

kraetys:

the-one-true-nugget:

buzzlightyearhugecock:

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The fucking op name killed me

Something terrible happened here

cerulean-city-gym:

nocoffeeplease:

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Paldea Hunter

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milfkon:

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starting a collection

the-caped-shadow:

Feast your eyes on one of the strangest low-fives I have ever seen /lh:

Manic: “Man, that was close!”

Manic & Knuckles: “Euhhh…”

Source: Sonic Underground, Episode 27 (1999).

bigcommunist:

pipermoos:

bigcommunist:

why must i get a degree. is it not enough to be bisexual

obama in college

stop

2-shane-s: “ 2-shane-s: “ Boy I’m stanced the fuck up Bout to knock your ass out ” God damn it I done fucked around and reblogged one of them fuckin undertale shits ”

2-shane-s:

2-shane-s:

Boy I’m stanced the fuck up

Bout to knock your ass out

God damn it I done fucked around and reblogged one of them fuckin undertale shits

animentality:

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